We talk about why Blink Dogs are not dogs, ways to keep your game grounded and wacky, and our thoughts on the Dungeons and Dragons movie.

We are joined by Jessica Marcrum.

Jessica Marcrum, also known as angrynerdgirl, was killed by an angry mob before rising from the grave, laptop in one hand and a feral cat in the other. A perennial ENnie nominee and occasional winner, she is a co-founder of Unseelie Studios and has also created numerous playable atrocities like Dumpster Fire and Oops, All Draculas!. She has contributed to work published by A Thinking Ape, Cubicle 7, Hit Point Press, MCDM, and Onyx Path. Jessica can be contacted on Twitter @Miss_Jess03, on Twitch at twitch.tv/angrynerdgirl, and via her website at jessicamarcrumwrites.com.


  • “A Truly Powerful Force” by NC Music
  • “Capital City” by Stephane Lorello
  • “Red in Black” by Kosta T
  • “Blizzard PON I” by Kai Engel
  • “Mennai Um Vela Ata” by BattleBards
  • “Downfall” by Kai Engel
  • “Cylinder Five” by Chris Zabriskie
  • “Ondes de gravit” by Mathieu Lamontagne, Emmanuel Toledo

Unseelie Jess

Gold ENNIE award winning designer and writing director. Freelancer for C7, Hit Point Press, MCDM, etc. She/Her @UnseelieStudios @Threeflings

Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode, we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?

Send us your questions for a future mailbag episode!