We are joined by Mike.

Mike—whose pronouns are he/they—is a video producer and streamer from the Pacific Northwest. You can find him weekly on Let’s Get Wildemount via  @CriticalBard. His pastimes include caring for his dogs, tabletop games, and losing his sense of self by endlessly scrolling Wikipedia.


  • “Beautiful Geometry” by Phish Funk
  • “A Stranger’s Map of Texas” by Michael Chapman & The Woodpiles
  • “Haere Mai Ambient Mix” by Parvus Decree
  • “Sexy Time” by Leather Uppers
  • “Going Undercover” by Borrtex
  • “Depths of Self-Deception” by Parvus Decree
  • “Seeing The Future” by Dexter Britain

Kill Every Monster is a 5th Edition Dungeons and Dragons podcast. In each episode we are joined by a guest to discuss the lore, mechanics, and story potential of classic D&D creatures. We debate tactics for maximizing these creatures in your game, and we ask the ever-important question: are they really a monster?